Sunday, September 29, 2013

Bad Punctuation, Spelling & Your Step by Step Guide to Pissing me off.

Hello friends that have nothing better to do! I know it's not Wednesday & I know you don't really care. So, on to the important part. Let me teach you how to live so you don't have to do it yourself. You're welcome. 😉

So nothing irratates me more than when I'm scrolling through Twitter and I see this: 
Okay first of all you're an ignorant little child for even thinking that. If no one went to school we would all be illiterate, stupid, wastes of space. Second, if you're going to claim people would be better off without schooling make sure that you use the correct grammar. Every freaking word in a sentence is capitalized.  A kindergartener knows that. 
Or this: 

I can understand if you spell something wrong accidentally. But if you go around spelling everything wrong on purpose you need to stop existing because I hate every fiber of your being. If you spell everything wrong on purpose so that you will look "cool" you don't deserve to use the English language. You are literally mocking everything the English language was made to be. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. 

When people talk to me and they don't use correct grammar, and spelling. I will literally ignore them until they learn how to talk. Unless they are important to me. Which is like, never. 

So if you use incorrect grammar than watch out because I will throw a dictionary at your face. I simply hate your very existence. 

if you use correct grammar then I don't hate you, yet. 

Jacy Renèe. 💛

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