Sunday, September 29, 2013

Bad Punctuation, Spelling & Your Step by Step Guide to Pissing me off.

Hello friends that have nothing better to do! I know it's not Wednesday & I know you don't really care. So, on to the important part. Let me teach you how to live so you don't have to do it yourself. You're welcome. πŸ˜‰

So nothing irratates me more than when I'm scrolling through Twitter and I see this: 
Okay first of all you're an ignorant little child for even thinking that. If no one went to school we would all be illiterate, stupid, wastes of space. Second, if you're going to claim people would be better off without schooling make sure that you use the correct grammar. Every freaking word in a sentence is capitalized.  A kindergartener knows that. 
Or this: 

I can understand if you spell something wrong accidentally. But if you go around spelling everything wrong on purpose you need to stop existing because I hate every fiber of your being. If you spell everything wrong on purpose so that you will look "cool" you don't deserve to use the English language. You are literally mocking everything the English language was made to be. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. 

When people talk to me and they don't use correct grammar, and spelling. I will literally ignore them until they learn how to talk. Unless they are important to me. Which is like, never. 

So if you use incorrect grammar than watch out because I will throw a dictionary at your face. I simply hate your very existence. 

if you use correct grammar then I don't hate you, yet. 

Jacy RenΓ¨e. πŸ’›

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Update.

Hello world of the blog. So I've been completely swamped in homework. Which explains last weeks miss and this week I've had an ear ache on top of a sinus infection with some sort of throat infection 😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷 so that's been no fun. And it's also the reason I've been kinda mia for a bit. So apologies for that I will try to get right back at it with next weeks blog. I think I will do it over punctuation errors. Ugh I hate people who put the wrong things in their sentences on purpose. Ughhhhhhh. 
Anyway talk next week bbys. 

Jacy RenΓ¨e. πŸ’œ

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Rude people at fast food places.

First off, you are the one that decided you wanted money. Therefore, you have no given right to be rude to me. I did not tell you that you had to work there. I'm not forcing you to make me grease ridden food. You decided to put on your big girl panties and get you own money. Second, I'm sorry your having a bad work day but I don't care just give me my chicken and I'll leave you alone until then, do not hesitate to get over yourself, because no one cares that your boss got mad at you for burning the fries. No. One. So, get over yourself, fake a smile, and give me my bag of grease. Then, you can proceed to be mad. I don't care as long as you're not being rude to me while I did nothing wrong but walk into a restaurant. 

I will not tip someone who;
1: is rude to me. 
2: looks at me like I'm a disgusting human being.
3: has the audacity to argue with me and tell me I'm wrong while I'm purchasing something from where they work. 
4: hits on me and acts like I'm some toy they can play with. 

If you do any if those things;
1:jump off a bridge. (Don't die just brake every bone in your body, please.)
Or,
2: proceed to get over your self. (It's right past stfu and right before jump off a bridge.)

Jacy RenΓ¨e. πŸ‘Œ